Thursday, February 11, 2010

Happy Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony--Now, Let's Burn Some Shit!

Which famous Canadian would you rather see accidently (or not) burned by the Olympic torch? On one hand, Keanu is a worthy choice. His versatility as an actor is second to all. His only saving grace is the first Matrix film. However, the cumulative disaster that is Matrix 2 and Maxtrix 3 is reason enough for a 3rd degree burn to the cabeza.

As for Celine Dion, do I really need to state the million reasons why seeing her running through the streets of Vancouver with her hair ablaze would bring us all joy?

It's a tough choice, I know, but one that is fun think about.




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2 comments:

  1. Keanu was born in Beirut

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  2. True. But he spent his childhood in Canada and identifies himself as a Canadian. Therefore, he's fair game for a good torchin'

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